"Although you must pay attention to the rules of the engagement, this can be a time of great fun and games. You won't, however, get away free. You still must face the intense emotional processing that goes along with the dance, unless, however, you use that ancient spiritual technique of denial."

I didn't know horoscopes had a sense of humour. I remember reading some in Punch, once upon a time, by Alan Coring, or some such, that did, but the above one seemed quite serious. Until it came to the "ancient spritual technique of denial".
Quite trippy.